Thursday, July 16, 2009

The day I bunked Accountancy Class in my 12 th grade...

Hey!!! People this is my first blog which I am typing for you all..I hope you guys enjoy it..

Once upon a time..wait a minute this not a fairy tale..So it was my last year in school (that means I was in my 12th Grade...) and almost half of the session was over and we were done with the syllabus in the class..Now my favorite subject was Accounts but you know that I got hell bored of my Teacher (Mrs. Kalra)..Once I had slept in her class for a period and got up to listen to her what she was teaching in the next period...Forget it...Coming back to the topic, so I got bored of her classes a lot and even my friends...Everything she use to teach use to go above our BIG BRAINS...

I think it was late in January and it was Siddharth's aka Sid birthday...It was a day which I can never forget my whole life...In the morning when I came in the class, Sid was greeted which hugs and handshakes and stuff...Everything was fine and calm...Now the time came to give Sid his birthday bashing...(U must be thinking of Birthday Bums...ha it was a bashing)...That day Sid was kicked and beaten by every boy of the class...*I kicked him thrice* ha ha...Then in the second round he was beaten up by the newspapers which we rolled and smashed him like a fly been battered...At last we all got tired and gave up...And I can tell you that Sid was not even in the position to sit..Somehow he managed to get his ass on the chair...

Now we had as usual two periods of Accountancy almost daily..So in the recess, we all went to the canteen for Sid's Treat..As usual "Hamari class mein bhuke logo ki kami bilkul nahi thi"..We ate everything we got and even snatched the pieces of the patties and the somasas from our friends...CRAZY MAN...Ha ha...But we all enjoyed it...Poor Sid his pocket was completely burnt by our demands...

Roopreet (The Baskie Freak!!), I dont know what happened to her, she shouted out loud in the canteen, "Lets bunk Kalra's class"...Everybody was so happy as if they had cleared IIT Entrance..ha ha..I too was happy to know that I am bunking two periods and its final year of school, why not have great fun...Ne ways so the decision was made that we all will bunk TWO PERIODS OF ACCOUNTS!! I mean i was still thinkin is it a dream or a miracle!!! ha ha...Thanks Roop for creating such a brilliant plan...U rock..

So the recess got over and accounts class started...Started!!! What the Hell with only two students in the class that was Amit (NCC Guy) and a girl, i don't remember her name, ne ways..Kalra ma'am must be rubbing her eyes to check whether she has gone blind or not!!! Ha ha...And 98% of the class was outside in the ground relaxing near the ramp of the building which was the coolest place of our school...We all were laughing, teasing and talking...

Now comes the exciting part, way beyond are expectations Kalra ma'am came out of the class on to the ramp to search for us...I was like "Oh! shit"...Then someone from the group..I don't know who but shouted, "Arre bhaago! Kalra aa gayi!" and after hearing those words we all didn't think of anything else and started running in ground and find places to hide...ha ha..We all ran in such a direction that it was like Nuclear Fission Process going on..But thanks to our "Chottu"...Arre apna Princi..who provided us with such a big auditorium behind which we hid ourselves..Oh god!!! Ankur and Sushant...I mean dude...What da fish were you doing when ma'am came on the ramp...They both didn't idea man..were they scared or they wanted to scratch there copies with those pens and stuff...No clue...but they went back to the class...Ne ways...

Kalra ma'am went back to the class with these two freaks...ha ha...We were laughing for what they had done..BAD LUCK guys...Never mind...After that she sent AMIT RANJAN (The NCC Dude!) to take us back to the class...We knew he is gonna come...We tried to bribe him by saying him to stay and enjoy but he is not at all corrupt..True personality..Never tries to violate his principles...So he went back to the class..In the mean time we all took a lot of photographs and shouted a lot thus making a lot of noise...

One period finished and now the second period starts...And we see AMIT coming back again to take us to the class...Sometimes I wonder from where does he get all the patience to listen to Kalra ma'am and go around the school to catch us bunking...Neways...We again bribed him again but the answer was negative...But by the time we all felt that the fun is over and we all should return to the class...(15 mins were left for the class to get over)...ha ha...But we enjoyed a lot...So we went back to the class..

We all entered class in a proper line as if we were the primary school kids...And there was Kalra ma'am standing near her table with her head steaming with anger...We all stood (our heads down as if we were feeling shameful after enjoying so much) in line facing class with only four people sitting on the bench...ha ha...Ma'am started scolding us but we all were giggling as if she was cracking jokes...Never mind..When she saw me giggling, she yelled at me, "Adhip tumhe bhi APS ki hawa lag gayi hai"...ha ha...Mujhe toh hawa kabki lag chuki thi....Then she pointed out to those sitting on the bench...and said that they the studious children of the class...but all the toppers were standing...ha ha..We again started laughing..In the end Ma'am got fed up and told us to sit down...

Wait a minute..I think someone had broken the rules of the "J-COMPANY" and that was Ankur and Sushant...And they were to be punished by the Company..So we guys planned out to give them a good bashing at the end of the last period..But we spared Ankur because he had the tag of "THE MOST CUTE AND DECENT GUY OF THE CLASS"...So the target was only Sushant (The Flirt Guy)...ha ha...And that guy had no idea what was gonna come to him after the last class of the day...The last period got over and Sushant's face was covered with a blazer and bang bang bang bang!!! ha ha...Target Destroyed!!!

Finally the day was over...and it gave me and my friends memories which I and all my friends will cherish all our lives...Sid thanks man...We enjoyed your treat...Miss my school a lot..

Adhip Varma


  1. haha... gud yar things dt ppl can never furget.. seriously... u guyz must b very scared dt tym whn mrs. kalra came out.... lol

  2. yup dats y we started runnin all over da plce

  3. haha.......gr8 adhip.....
    1st of all gud job
    n 2ndly m sure u guys had real gr8 fun....i was njoying readin it.......tum logon ko karke kitna maza aaya hoga

  4. awesome adhip! its a common incident in every school... but the way u have written it.. made the incident very special! seriously u have magic in ur hand! i kept on laughing through out the incident! i actually felt that i am in ur school watching all those incidents live in front of me! awesome!

  5. cool adhip awsum yar.....grt memories..

  6. Thank u guys...I am really happy for such a positive response...and this will be the motivational drive for me to write stuff for u all...Enjoy...

  7. hey Adhip!!! to b honest such incidens happpens very often ..........but sumthing very speacial abt it was the way u carried this of ur inedent from starting till end..........u hav got gud communication skills ...i must say

    one day u will b a great manager........all the best dude

    all mah wishes wid u!!!

  8. thanks kapil...actually i wanna becum a business man not a manager...thnks for ur wishes....u also njoy ur life...i miss school a lot....

  9. an incredible effort made me so nostalgic yaar....skul lyf is truly d most indispnsble part f r lives...u articulatd d incidnt pretty well....u knw..nw evn m thnkn f writin blogs!!!

  10. go ahead itika write blogs and we all will get more interesting stuff to read...and thank u so much..